Nine burgers named (tenuously) after our favourite Alfs, Alfreds, Alfios & Alphonses
All served with seasoned chips
THE DUKE $14
Our main Alf, Prince Alfred, was the Duke of Edinburgh. The Duke is our classic ‘Royale’ burger with cheese. Beef patty, cheese, pickles, onion, ketchup, mustard
THE DUKE 2.0 $16
As per above, but with iceberg lettuce & tomato – Shake Shack burger-esque.
THE FLAMIN’ GALAH $18
Australia’s favourite TV soap Alf (Stewart) inspired this spicy chicken burger. Cornflake crumbed spiced chicken layered with melted Jack cheese & spicy slaw.
A BURGER WITHOUT MURDER $15
This Alf is the Animal Liberation Front veggie burger. Beetroot & goat’s cheese patty, baby spinach, caramelised onions, tomato, with cashew aioli. Even though this burger is only included in case a North Fitzroy hipster stumbles off his 11 tram onto a 109 & wanders in here by mistake, it’s actually a bloody ripper veggie burger.
THEON GREYJOY $15
Played by the younger brother of muso Lily Allen, Alfie Allen, Theon is from GoT’s ‘iron born’ – meaning ‘of the sea’. Hence, this crumbed barra burger with pickles, sriracha, house tartare & iceberg. We did say tenuous.
THE BLACK PRINCE $18
A brisket sandwich that’s as bad ass as Alphonse Gangitano & as sexy as Vince Collosimo, who played him in Underbelly. Pulled beef, caramelised onions, jalapeños, smoky slaw. Bosh.
JUDE LAW IS A CHARMING SWINE $18
Jude Law played a charming swine in Alfie, inspiring this Coke-marinated slow-cooked pork shoulder burger with slaw, BBQ sauce & aioli.
THE JUDGE BENNETT $19
Honouring our favourite Texas district court judge, Judge A. H. Bennett’s namesake burger is ace. Beef patty, bacon rasher, double cheese, onion rings, BBQ sauce. Coma inducing.
GORDON SHUMWAY $23
As off-the-planet as the cat-hating alien life form from the 80s sitcom of the same name. Double beef, double cheese, double bacon, lettuce, tomato, pickles, onions, ketchup, mustard. Kill me!
Burger add ons: bacon $4, egg $3, jalapeños $2, tomato $2, onion rings $3